Monday, July 28, 2008

The Long Cold Winter

I just got the fourth season of Nip/Tuck on Netflix. Four discs. I will do nothing for the next few days. I have become useless. Expect nothing from me for the interim. However, I've resolved, over the next few weeks, to post all of Reform, my one and only contribution to society. I don't want to do it, but my vanity makes me a slave to my throng of adoring fans. I understand Britney Spears a lot better now, God save me. God and all the angels save my masticated soul.

PB

P.S. Never date Miami porn stars/scientologists. They are lamias and terrifying. They steal children, like gypsies, and they do it while wearing absurdly tight designer pants. Formidable. Most formidable. Be smart.

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