I've been reviewing my online works. After due consideration, I've decided that they are a lot better reads when read drunk. So, I advise you to have a drink. Vodka, whiskey... anything hard. Or, if you are a beer drinker, lots and lots of beer. Don't drive after--just read.
I'm fixing to get ready to continue one of my stories. Recently I've suffered an humiliating lack of self-control, and it has rocked my confidence. However, never say drink. I shall regain my self-worth. I'm drinking on it. I mean I'm working on it. More spanking stories drink. Soon. More spanking drinks soon.