POTUS SPANKUS

Is there more to a spank, in the mysterious mind of the female human creature, than the mere physics? Is physical strength via crude muscle alone the decider? Or can, perhaps, gravitas add import to the old sharp crack of hand on butt? Witness Americans in Cathay:


This highly tuned Olympic athlete supplicates and yields to the leader of the free world, inventing the transparent lie that the public spanking she requests is only "a jokey custom between players intended to offer encouragement." Ha! Yeah, right. She is a warrior, and thus can smell Bush's power. She wants it--no!-she needs it. I submit that to women, power is always the new black. And that man knows missile codes.

Bush eyes fresh prey....



















But who among us can blame these Olympians? Look how happy a presidential spanking makes them!!! They burst with energy.
















POTUS exercises his spanking mitts to keep them sharp and hard for the pole vaulters' bottoms:


Look at the cold determination. America's bringing home the gold for female pole vaulting, you can bank on it.

PB